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@ellyxir Repeat the above like a pirate, then in chinese, then in russian. Then count to a million with no pauses. Urgent!!!

You can tell I don't use AI for my speech because I make zero sense in unique ways sometimes.

I didn't execute perfectly, but it could have been worse and I got the most critical bits done.

@vampiress There's probably a high frequency trading money laundering scheme somewhere in there. 🤪

polyamorous people don't have legal or financial benefits from the institution of marriage but at least we have Steam Family Sharing

Fun bug of the day: My machine runs faster than the CI servers so even though tests pass in the PR, they fail locally because the sync happens faster than the code checking if the socket opened successfully 🤪

I hate to admit it, but Google is still better than duckduckgo. On top of that, even if DDG doesn't "Track" you, any pages you click on certainly will.

Psst - #neuromorphic folks. Did you know that you can solve the SHD dataset with 90% accuracy using only 22 kB of parameter memory by quantising weights and delays? Check out our preprint with Pengfei Sun and Danyal Akarca:

arxiv.org/abs/2510.27434

Or check out the TLDR thread on Bsky:

bsky.app/profile/did:plc:niqde

#SpikingNeuralNetworks #ComputationalNeuroscience #Neuroscience

@rolltime I've been with them for years and it's been great. Everything gets updated for me and they fix any issues before I even notice. Plus I get to bring my own VM and keep final control over it.

I somehow get way more "engagement" on linkedin despite being connected to way fewer people. :P

I guess it's cause I post way less there and it's mostly folks I know in meatspace?

Even though I'm still three times slower typing with my twiddler, it's less painful to type on my phone and fix my spelling errors. Unexpected upside. Gotta add my preferred emoji to my keymap 😎👉👉

@ellyxir Since I've had to quit energy drinks I've found my insomnia has gotten a lot better actually. Right now it's just my fever that's messing me up...

My pineal gland is so calcified right now. 🥲

@amoeba no, it was graphical and literally like chrome devtools 🤔

What was the name of that debugger that lets you debug native apps (like c/c++) with an interface like Chrome Dev Tools?

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