I got stung by a mud wasp on my middle finger once. It swelled up, and I'm now realizing years later that I squandered the opportunity to flip a bunch of people off with a bratwurst sized digit.

@the_etrain

Find another mud wasp, bro.

@HG @the_etrain

YEAH, BRO. FIND ANOTHER MUD WASP.

@LRRRonEarth @HG
I mean, they're around. Or I could just jam my finger in that bald faced hornet nest and see what happens.

@the_etrain @LRRRonEarth Can you risk getting five sausage fingers? Does that blunt the rhetorical effect of flipping a kielbasa bird at someone?

@HG @LRRRonEarth
I wouldn't be able to bend the other fingers down, so I'd just be waving a big sausage hand.