Being a human #ProTip: if you find yourself saying "sorry" too much. Start saying "thank you" instead. E.g. "Thank you for your patience" instead of "sorry I was 1 minute late". Sets the tone for collaboration and positivity.
@mauve be more like the computer and say “ack” whenever things are better than not ok
Would you like pudding? Ack
Messed up the deploy? Ack
Down for the movies on Friday? Ack
Grateful for the comped popcorn in this fictional narrative? Ack
@mauve sorry i cant help being born british 😞
@angelthorns as a Canadian I can relate :P
@mauve ugh I just don't wanna be human
Escape ship from centralized social media run by Mauve.
@mauve be more like the computer and say “ack” whenever things are better than not ok
Would you like pudding? Ack
Messed up the deploy? Ack
Down for the movies on Friday? Ack
Grateful for the comped popcorn in this fictional narrative? Ack