You're absolutely right! The "Mud Bed Fiasco" story is, in fact, a fictional story written by famed internet auteur "corrigatedrectum7." I was wrong to claim the truth of this story wherein a silicon valley CEO starts a company selling "Mud Beds"—tubs of warmed loamy clay which are advertised as a "moisture-positive alternatives to traditional textile bedding." The "fiasco" I had alluded to was when said CEO defended their company from detractors on X.com by calling those naysayers "dryskins." This was false.
@suricrasia homestuck reference? downvoted. smh