You ever so brain fried you're like "well I'm not getting anything done today, so... It's time to implement a new DSL for vector graphics on DOS!"

It's either that or write more robot erotica for Tumblr but it feels more like a Borland Turbo C++ kind of day

Here's my brilliant idea: my brain doesn't work today, so I should write some c code to manipulate strings

Hmm. I found some code that solves a problem I have, but it says it only works on C++17.
I don't think Borland Turbo C++ 3. 0 supports that version, sadly.

First segfault!