I wish I had some kind of special robot arm that could feed me taro milk from a big synthetic teat and sometimes jack me off. this would make me normal

@suricrasia We need to normalize those ketchup teats but for every form of goop.

@mauve I cannot say I am familiar with ketchup teats, but I am intrigued

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@suricrasia They're pretty amazing honestly. Truly an abomination for the modern age. IMO it's be cool if they were living creatures you could bio engineer to producs different compounds like energy drinks or mashed potatoes.

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