Having cats means you sometimes gey woken up by a claw in your foot because it triggered their kill instinct under the comfortor. At least I'm getting my day started earlier. 😵
@ellyxir Do iiiit.
@mauve@mastodon.mauve.moe transitions take effort. i’m nearly dead from my last one lol
@ellyxir Where's the HRT for growing cat ears?!
@mauve@mastodon.mauve.moe hormones are powerful but not THAT powerful
@ellyxir some day. Decriminalize extreme gene editing. ✊✊✊✊
@mauve my favorite is being trampled in the path as they launch from the floor, sprint across my body so that they can get to the window to look outside briefly...then jump down.
@skryking Claaasic. One of mine loves to time sprinting in front of me such that I almost yeet her across the room as I step forward. I've trained myself to just stop when she comes my way to avoid it. 😸
@mauve@mastodon.mauve.moe i need to be a cat