Oh, Crap! 🤪 Smart toilet which can leak your data.
TechCrunch: ‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted
https://techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/end-to-end-encrypted-smart-toilet-camera-is-not-actually-end-to-end-encrypted/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon
@ai6yr Amazing how 10 years ago this was considered an absurd joke.
"Smart Pipe™️ is a registered sex offender"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
@mauve LOL holy heck
@ai6yr @mauve I came in here to post the Smart Pipe video, because holy shit this is only about one step less insane.
They're even training an AI on everyone's poops!
@mauve @ai6yr I am trying soooo very hard to not run outside to throw up.
Aaand a decade ago I would have laughed myself sick and thought this was a video from The Onion.
@elfin @mauve LOL well, that is satire, but basically... reality now.
Escape ship from centralized social media run by Mauve.
@mauve LOL holy heck