Nigel Farage, haunted former wanker banker, has resigned from his seat as MP and announced he’s standing again in the same seat - he’s trying to dodge responsibility for a crypto funding scandal by hiding behind the electorate.
All the rival parties have refused to put up candidates so now a man with a bin on his face has entered, and is doing media rounds with interviews.
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@GossiTheDog I believe him when be says he'll build at least one affordable house
