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AI speech synthesis is neat and all but I fucking love the way the espeak voice banks sound.

(I often still don't understand the topic but at least they got to have fun infodumping :3)

Time to see how long it takes to download and install several gigs of Android tooling over hotel wifi 🤪

Glad I brought my Viture so I could escape into cyberspace for a bit while I charge by deck.

Bro I'm sooo eepy 😭 is so good though. Loving all the street art and food.

Two different approaches to debugging a software problem:

The Sudoku approach: stare at the limited set of clues you have, and think harder and harder about them until you find a way to deduce something useful.

The Minesweeper approach: don't even try to figure out the solution from only the clues you have right now. Instead, focus on finding a way to acquire another clue, and then using that to get another, and so on. Eventually you've collected so many clues that the answer is obvious.

Sometimes the Sudoku approach is necessary, because you've got all the clues you're ever going to get. But I think my new motto is "Never Sudoku a problem when you can Minesweeper it."

@datum There is nothing for you to apologize for! I understood you clearly the first time 💜

Programmers are usually fed a steady diet of features and bug fixes. But occasionally they get to work on performance problems. This development methodology is known as intermittent fasting.

making this one because this is actually how some of yall sound like

-carrie

@alive my friends have been calling it "slop dev" which I've adopted too

We have handy words for "clockwise" and "anticlockwise" but we don't have good names for the two main 2D diagonal directions.

So I propose that the south-west to north-east diagonal be called "stonkswise" and the south-east to north-west diagonal be called "antistonkswise"

Fellas, is it cyberpunk to wear an n100 as the only one on the plane with a mask at all?

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