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I've had the same ringtone since about 2009. 😎

@suricrasia autism is often comorbid with hypermobility and gives folks an edge on both layers of the metaphor

I miss being able to use unsigned ints without resorting to dark incantations.

I'm like *thiiiiis* close to figuring out why these tests are failing. 🥲 Something to do with range and bitfield events not being registered

The music player is now fully loaded up with 150gb of music.

@soapdog I think cover traffic and full encryption is how folks usually go about it. GNUnet is a good example. docs.gnunet.org/latest/about.h

Computer programming is about reading through 20k lines of diff to figure out WTF broke in your dependencies and how to work around it. ☝️🤓👍

@SecureOwl Yeahhhhhh. TBH undocumented user-focused APIs have been my go to. I just inspect what a web app is tying to do and strip it down. Works most of the time until they change something. :P

I opened a technical blog post and left the tab to read later, only to discover it was choking the browser to death with a sudoku-solving neural network embedded as a proof of concept ballooning to 5GB

One of my cats has taken to hanging out in my office more while I work and it's only a little bit distracting.

@SecureOwl Snap! That's a lot cleaner/more simple than I expected. I assume you extracted the auth tokens from user sessions?

Do you have a site that is abandoned or difficult to maintain? 🏚

@sutty can help you recover it and turn it into a preserved site, without exposed databases and panels, greatly reducing the risk of attacks and maintenance work. ❇️

Most importantly, thanks to the integrated @distributedpress support, the renovated website can be automatically published on the Decentralized Web!

ℹ️ More info → sutty.coop.ar/en/services/pres

@SecureOwl That's cool! Is the code published somewhere I could read? I'd be interested in setting one up too.

Anyone got experience of screen readers on fedi? I can't really see since to eye surgery I want to keep up with you all and have some mental stimulation.

*unreal tournament announcer voice* M-M-M-MULTICAST

Whenever my screen reader hits a DNA sequence it sounds just like my cat chirping at a bird.

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Love having my screen reader freak out repeating strings of ones and zeros or a string of DNA and just get to zone out for a minute trying to find any sort of pattern in the speech.

Software that modifies itself using human language is kinda nest tbh.

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