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> whooops, we leaked 38TB of data.

> my bad - 34 years of social security numbers and passports leaked

> what do you mean the national postal service can't rent access to lists of citizen's information?

real reactions from database administrators. they have played us for absolute fools

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I wish humans would turn down the light pollution in the night. Hard to enjoy the dark with all the floodlights and stuff blocking my view of the sky

@makeworld I find fuzzy match and glob search from the cli can make stuff lretty fast even if you have deep nesting

@rolltime Honestly for 200 - 300 dollars you can get a decent out of the box setup with one ofbthe cheaper Synology products. Way less time investment for something that will be stable and easy to expand/configure

I have no clue how google homes work, but I should be able to just sumkon it by name without extra app poking right?

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If only I had a "perfect" p2p protocol that was resource efficient, mutable, and fully local-first. :x Also with http gateways and a url spec.

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Considering making some sort of digital beast that I can summon into people's homes via their google assistant. I'd talk to it in code and use pass phrases to access it's true nature.

probs jusr for playing my music and stuff?

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@daaain No, I think you're spot on with the ndjson stuff. I'm just too web browser brained with this niche api that barely anyone uses. :P opening a request and piping it into an ndjson parser might need a bit more work dependency wise or code wise, but it's also more likely to have easier implementations accross languages. 😅

I had a dream where @makeworld posted a screenshot of his terminal in a work group chat askong a question but it had some sort of cli command called "ужде" invoked like "ужде -уху | something" and I was in the middle of figuring out wtf it was supposed to do but my phone woke me up. I'm guessing it would have been some common tool used by merveilles.town folks though :P

(the cyrillic letters are gibberish btw and not actual words)

@jonny on a related note, if you haven't read Fine Structure by qntm, i'd strongly endorse it. I liked his desceiption of what it could be like if information was a fundamental force. qntm.gumroad.com/l/ELFop?layou

being a programmer is very liberating because i can turn any computer problem into a much weirder computer problem

@jonny we're all nodes in the hypergraph of the universe. Slapping edges between our own inner cosmos.

@jonny maybe the real json-ld is the friends we made along the way 🥰

@metasyn An Ottawa band called Skullgate :)

I'm not really in touch with the scene but some of my pals are so I tag along every now and then.

Went to my first hardcore punk show. It was fun.

Lol I was a bit too hasty packing for my move and now all my makeup and medicine stuff is in a jumble in a box 😅😅

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