Mauve 👁💜 @mauve@mastodon.mauve.moe
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Occult Enby that's making local-first software with peer to peer protocols, mesh networks, and the web.
Exploring what a local-first cyberspace might look like in my spare time.
Joined Apr 2022
@jeremy_list Yeah in terms of fedi there's just a few coworkers and stuff on here. One of my pals locally apparently has an account but they want it to stay anon 🤷
@light friiiends 🥺🥺🥺 And "the huzz" as they say.
I wish more of my meatspace moots were night owls. 😰
I love beeing a creepy snake witch. My ball python had a blast being a living hat and sniffin my eyeball and nearly getting stuck in my hair bun 🤪
My heart drops when I see a user in the wild posting chat GPT answers to creative "what if" questions instead of spending a bit of time thinking for fun. Or when they quote chatgpt as an authority on something after asking it a leading question and having zero actual knowledge to verify it.
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multicast packets per owl
Streamx is a cool library but the documentation skipps a bunch of important details. It'd be nice if the docs were more comprehensive, but at least I can read the source code to see what's "actually" true
Pretty disappointing that the web didn't end up getting a standard way of adding context menus to a page.
Ahhhhh. Simulating network failures with precise timing is such a pain in the ass.
I need to simulate sending data, it being queued up in the TCP buffer and the connection dying before the buffer is flushed. In Node.js 😭 Pausing transform streams doesn't seem to do the trick. Might have better luck with a funky duplex.
@migratory we need goo pipes supplying all our goo powered machines in every house. Like the flesh furnaces and meat materializers.
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@grumpygamer imagine if you could only call people if they had the same provider as you.
Imagine if you had to have the same email provider as someone you needed to talk to.
We need open and standardized systems.
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i guess debugging is just turn-by-turn combat with a computer
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I think on the Canadian citizenship test they should just ask you if dates are written month/day/year or day/month/year, and then show an object and ask if it's measured in inches or cm, and if you know the answers to either of these questions they don't let you in. You're not ready to be Canadian yet
@xeiaso.net What do you mean? The Goat Direct was yesterday.
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Anyone working with printers in their #activism should know about tracking dots. This project helps deal with them.
I love thrifting because you can find a weird looking vest for six bucks and it turns out to be some 200$ fancy vest
@suricrasia Defs the bigscreen beyond or the meganex. Lightest options right now
The Avalanches are good for soothing the bloodlust btw.
Reading through "The Joy of Abstraction" and it's neat so far. I feel like I finally get what a monad is and why it relates to programming after like 15 years of meming about it.
- Pronouns
- they/them/it
- mauve+fedi@mauve.moe
- Matrix
- @mauve:mauve.moe
- Github/Gitlab/Discord
- @RangerMauve
Mod
Occult Enby that's making local-first software with peer to peer protocols, mesh networks, and the web.
Exploring what a local-first cyberspace might look like in my spare time.
Joined Apr 2022
