Mauve 👁💜 @mauve@mastodon.mauve.moe
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Occult Enby that's making local-first software with peer to peer protocols, mesh networks, and the web.
Yap with me and send me cool links relating to my interests. 👍
Joined Apr 2022
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Programmers are usually fed a steady diet of features and bug fixes. But occasionally they get to work on performance problems. This development methodology is known as intermittent fasting.
@aperture literally me
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making this one because this is actually how some of yall sound like
-carrie
My jets, they're lagging. 💀
@alive my friends have been calling it "slop dev" which I've adopted too
@humbertoortiz.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy not yet 😿
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We have handy words for "clockwise" and "anticlockwise" but we don't have good names for the two main 2D diagonal directions.
So I propose that the south-west to north-east diagonal be called "stonkswise" and the south-east to north-west diagonal be called "antistonkswise"
Fellas, is it cyberpunk to wear an n100 as the only one on the plane with a mask at all?
Nothing like an airplane to remind me how tiny we are and yet how vast our influence is upon this globe
Fucking hate cloudflare. If I have any level of privacy protection enabled it immediately makes everything inaccessible.
@erebion I think the cardinal sin of a lot of these projects is append only operation logs that demand sequential processing for the system to work. It's a beautiful design for database replicas but awful for clients which have a lot of downtime and need catching up periodically.
@baibold Oh wow this is so good, thank you for the link!
Pretty sure it was how I found "stuffonmycat.com" and articles about populating cell matrices with animal cells with the goal of making replacement organs.
@caten Brutal 💀 Not unexpected sadly.
@Aaron_Davis I don't think it's been a thing for over a decade now. :P
Joyscrolling "stumbleupon.com" was the shit back in the day. I learned so much about science and random niches. Wish there was a similar thing these days too.
@suricrasia i could imagine a 2 hour videoessay on the topic
Imagine a language model trained only on youtube comments.
@anselmschueler That's so sweet. Works in the Kitty terminal emulator too.
@erebion Yeah I feel a bit sad that the core of it requires processing so much data on the client side to function. I kinda wish the client-server API was more focused on sparse loading to enable thinner clients.
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Occult Enby that's making local-first software with peer to peer protocols, mesh networks, and the web.
Yap with me and send me cool links relating to my interests. 👍
Joined Apr 2022
