Mauve 👁💜 @mauve@mastodon.mauve.moe

If computers were good you could use media control keys on tiktok style video apps to go forward/back. Or at least something keyboard accessible that didn't need to simulate a swipe gesture.

Til how to open bags of rice 🤪

Writhing 🐍

Excited for medication to be artificial organs you implant in yourself that help regulate whatever thing is wrong. Grown from your own cells ofc.

I say "future programming" but it is very much reality already. Something like 500 bucks a month to tinker with the torment nexus. https://finalspark.com/

Future programming will be about simulating reality for a mini human brain to convince it to hallucinate how you want. Arranged in an array so the non conformists get automatically flushed and replaced.

Excited for trained brain organoids to replace digital neural nets. Videogames will be like that minecraft hallucination thing but with meat. A win for nerds cause of cool cartridges you feed candy to for power. Win to capitalism because they'll all eventually die and need to be replaced.

Thankful for every day that I get to sleep in until my body is satisfied and wakes up on its own.

The rain brings a moderate overtone of "wet dog" to the smells of my building.

@fleeky I made a list called "moots" so I can see posts from folks that get drowned by the more frequent posters. (you're on there ofc!)

@gordon.bsky.social Yesss. Also translate chats to praise you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81cspzAT5eo

@gordon.bsky.social Nice! I'd love to hear some of the successful plans that get generated / executed by this tool. 😄

@vincent TY for making this!

TIL that https://bird.makeup also has Instagram and Hacker News support! I really want the insta bridge so I can ditch the insta algo and have my usual cross app lists like I do with Matrix chats.

https://www.patreon.com/birddotmakeup