Mauve 👁💜 @mauve@mastodon.mauve.moe

I'm begging developers to please index the data they're storing locally in their apps so that it can be fast. I get IndexedDB users are kinda cooked if you also want encryption at rest, but folks using Sqlite have no excuse.

I've been thinking about this video once every few months since it first came out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Og5Tg_Jyo

@squishberry Just tools that militaries use to automate killing people.

https://thecradle.co/articles-id/25311

Endearing myself to new people by rambling about surveillance companies making "automated kill chains" on my first meeting. 🤪

My current tech strat is to deinfluence startups from what's trendy and point them to "boring" tech that will get the job done and be more stable.

@Miaourt Imagine getting into an argument and it just rm-rf's all your memories together.

@ylebre Hmm, you give a pretty compelling argument. 🤔🤔🤔

Should I abandon all my social connections for a pararomantic relationship with a chatbot?

Womp womp, turns out this refactor is taking more tinkering than anticipated.

I currently don't have an easy to use matrix client. 😵

My setup is weird enough now that I might as well switch to NixOS.

https://github.com/gnull/nixos-rk3588

Womp womp, I need to rethink this system because JSON-RPC can't handle binary blobs. Might end up using the same shape but with length prefixed cbor packets.

(joking) AI has taught me that you can do a "planning phase" before you write your code to avoid having to rewrite it a bunch of times. 🤪

@GossiTheDog I have a friend that got dumped in part because his GF got way too attached to an AI too. I think as a species we're somewhat cooked.

@deersyrup Sometimes I make it *my* process by reverse engineering it and reshaping it to my will. 😈