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What was the name of that debugger that lets you debug native apps (like c/c++) with an interface like Chrome Dev Tools?

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

9-5 workday is actually pretty nice since stuff is still open after and I get a bit more ambient sunlight from my windows during.

Search engine that only indexes posts from your ActivityPyb inbox/outbox.

Caffeine is to me what yellow sunlight is to Superman.

Without it, I become weak and vulnerable.

With it, I regain my superpower: being barely functional.

Proposal: Using `sib` in the same way as `bro` or `sis`.

Fever dreams go hard. Though I found a path to other universes that was somehow linked to my fever through dream logic.

In my personal opinion: Instead of banning, say, Chinese companies from delivering infrastructure components like the EU is pondering with Huawei and mobile networks, the ultimate goal should be to demand open source software/firmware for these components and reproducible builds of all software components so #DigitalSovereignty becomes default.

Low key I keep forgetting that I'm queer as hell and a novel experience for most straight people

@mauve oh this would be great for kids: burger and fries you hoped? surprise! it’s a healthy meal with generous portion of veggies. 😜

Product idea: like lootboxes but its meals. You don't know how many nutrients it'll have until you break the seal.

Thankful to be warm in bed with all this snow outside

Oh snap, I can actually type on this thing now without looking at the reference docs. Still slow to type though....

"There's a theory that early Europeans started saying "brown one" or "honey- eater" instead of "bear" to avoid summoning them, and similarly my friend has started calling Alexa "the faceless woman" because saying her true name awakens her from her slumber"

Queer sexuality and romance is like doing math with complex numbers.

I have no idea who said this, but I keep it where I can see it:
"When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by some small action.
Barely anyone in the present thinks they can radically change the future by doing something small."
#DoSmallThings

"The Spiders to Worry About"

1. Agatha: lives in a small town in upstate NY in the canoe shed of a summer camp. She is a massive fishing spider and doesn't understand how shocking this can be.

2. Ricardo: Never listened to his mom when she taught them about good web sites. He wants to build one across your front door. Otherwise harmless.

3. Lilly: A tiny harmless spider who is NOT good at "ballooning" she WILL end up in your beer. If you see her shout "pull the line in!"

I think that's it.

Imperative programming is so far from how you think in maths. More about causing effects than just the flow of information. Sadly I have no space for functionl programming at work and my free time is saturated. 🥲

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