Mauve 👁💜 @mauve@mastodon.mauve.moe

Fun #JavaScript bug with "default parameters".

`null` values are considered "defined" so they won't be replaced with defaults unlike values set to `undefined`.

```
function example({something='default'}) { return something }

example({}) === 'default'
example({something: undefined}) === 'default'
example({something: null}) === null
```

Someone should do a performance art piece where they have an LLM remote control them to follow its own goals for a week.

I probably won't wear a tinfoil hat but I'd love a faraday blanket if it's comfy enough

Did you know there are more pokemon than simpsons episodes? Some say there is a pokemon that predicts every major event of the past 30 years.

Self control win: I didn't tell the sales guy trying to upsell me some "premium membership" that I'd rather eat glass. I think he could tell anyway. 🥲

Is there anything better than a git diff which removes 3.5k lines from your package-lock?

Removing dependencies feels like a refreshing shower.

Kinda wish the #JavaScript API for custom elements that extend `Button` allowed using the custom tags. Setting `<button is="some-element">` is kind of annoying since I can't use `some-element {}` as a CSS style selector anymore.

Ignore this post

My bad, double read when data was already in the buffer. 😅

Async streaming data processing. 😵 This epsisode: ubshifting data back into the stream buffer emits it async even if thd stream is marked as paused.

Tried to do chameleon mode with my Viture XR pro HMD and my Niri based desktop environment. Each eye gets half of the extra wide monitor so I can size windows to be 25% width and swap between them without too much hassle. Still hard to remember which eye the mouse pointer is one sometimes.

Got one of those "puzzle feeders" for my cats. The more chunky one has been hesitant to use it but she's finally come around. I think they're enjoying the added stimulation of trying to pull their food out with their paw.

Apparently me as a blond looks like a hippie vegan that does acid. 🤷

Bleached my hair. How will people know I have pronouns now?!

Fuck companies (in this case microsoft) that want me to install their shitty "passkey" app to log in in the middle of setting something unrelated up. The way these companies are allowed to shit on the concept of user consent makes me sick.