Mauve 👁💜 @mauve@mastodon.mauve.moe

I have a very specific riled up neighbour dog in mind of course. 😅

Just remembered the shoehorned cop main character in the Sonic The Hedgehog movies and I'm riled up like a little dog that heard something walking near their territory.

The load times in Monster Hunter Wilds on the ps5 are so smooth!

Learned helpfulness

LLM psychosis is real and the afflicted are all around

Wish they had a sequel to the Kaossilator 2s that had multiple loop banks. :x Or just the Kaossilator pro but battery powered.

On one hand I'm a bit sad both my social plans cancelled on me today. On the other hand I get to do some gaming with my nesting partners instead

Cursed to make bad puns to myself that only make sense between three disparate languages. 🥲

Little known fact: your assigned gender at birth doesn't determine whether you qualify to become a male-wife.

Fun #JavaScript bug with "default parameters".

`null` values are considered "defined" so they won't be replaced with defaults unlike values set to `undefined`.

```
function example({something='default'}) { return something }

example({}) === 'default'
example({something: undefined}) === 'default'
example({something: null}) === null
```

Someone should do a performance art piece where they have an LLM remote control them to follow its own goals for a week.

I probably won't wear a tinfoil hat but I'd love a faraday blanket if it's comfy enough

Did you know there are more pokemon than simpsons episodes? Some say there is a pokemon that predicts every major event of the past 30 years.

Self control win: I didn't tell the sales guy trying to upsell me some "premium membership" that I'd rather eat glass. I think he could tell anyway. 🥲