Mauve 👁💜 @mauve@mastodon.mauve.moe

Cilantro + cumin + garlic + tomato has got to be the most goated combo. Obsessed lately.

I've been playing the original cookie clicker lately and I keep getting this intense urge to automate it with a basic script that'd choose which items to spend cookies on next based on the current costs/payouts of all the buildings and upgrades. Sadly I have to actually get work done :P

Great article spelling out the disadvantages to heavy React based websites. https://infrequently.org/2025/06/conferences-clarity-and-smokescreens/

It's amazing how many ways English lets you politely express "Go fuck yourself".

Low key wanna make a streaming parser thingie in Rust where the gimmick is that I take slices for the tokens instead of allocating strings ir w/e. Nothing to use it for in the short term sadly 🤷

*stochastically descends your gradient*

Anyone know of tools kind of like #languageServerProtocol but instead of keeping the AST in memory they do streaming parse / search on the fly? I'm not a huge fan of masssive memory use and it feels like we're leaving performance on the table by parsing entire files/folders instead of just enough to get to what you want.

Maybe instead of an AI I should just run all these MCP tools myself since they seem to clean up a lot of interfaces for you. 🤪

Kinda neat that we're in the "people getting cyberpsychosis from AI" part of the cyberpunk dystopia novel.

There's still a lot of things we can improve but I'm thankful to get to be Canadian.

Maybe once I get my glasses prescription updated and get some higher priority expenses sorted out :P

I don't need a new screen I don't need a new screen I don't need a new screen. Unless... 😈