Mauve 👁💜 @mauve@mastodon.mauve.moe

- do you want to use google to sign in?
- do you want to add a passkey?
- do you want to add a 2FA token?
- we know you have 2FA but we've sent you an email instead
- this login attempt seems suspicious we've sent you a text about it
- can you click on these buses?
- you failed to click on the buses click on these bicycles instead
- should we save these details for next time?
- do you accept these trackers?
- you can opt out but we've decided it's legitimate interest anyway
- would you like to see a list of our 847 partners we share your data with?
- can we send you desktop notifications?
- can we access your location?
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I'm tired boss

Our new biometrics policy:

You must change your face every 90 days.

Your new face must have some character.

Your new face must have more than one feature changed.

You may not reuse any of your last three faces.

Have a peaceful evening, and weekend.

@pho4cexa "may your linkedin account deletion request be processed swiftly" - 21st-century blessing

Once you realize it’s not “age verification”, but actually “identity verification”, then it’s easy to understand that the real goal is “papers, please” for the entire internet.

"You, the consumer, purchased your Android device believing in Google’s promise that it was an open computing platform and that you could run whatever software you choose on it. Instead, as of September 2026, they will be non-consensually pushing an update to your operating system that irrevocably blocks this right and leaves you at the mercy of their judgement over what software you are permitted to trust."

Keep Android Open
https://keepandroidopen.org/

#KeepAndroidOpen #Fdroid #NotOkayGoogle

i astral projected myself back in time to bluesky's founding and discovered it's a cia op to provide a channel into the noösphere for this giant alien brain they're keeping in a tube in the rockies

Portable mini server! 👀 When plugged in, it hosts a tiny website available to anyone in network reach.
Thank you @kazc / @actinomy for the workshop and @ooooo for hosting us at t_cyberhol. Had lots of fun!
https://codeberg.org/actinomy/server-charms-workshop.git

Overproduction

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater