My spelling and grammar might be shit but at least I'm not spewing paragraphs of nothingness from the ocean boiling slop dispenser.

It's hard to be positive about slop-native corpos sometimes. Just send me your prompts and context instead of the "It's — not X, — — it's Y —" slop please.

I've had the same ringtone since about 2009. 😎

I miss being able to use unsigned ints without resorting to dark incantations.

I'm like *thiiiiis* close to figuring out why these tests are failing. 🥲 Something to do with range and bitfield events not being registered

The music player is now fully loaded up with 150gb of music.

Computer programming is about reading through 20k lines of diff to figure out WTF broke in your dependencies and how to work around it. ☝️🤓👍

I opened a technical blog post and left the tab to read later, only to discover it was choking the browser to death with a sudoku-solving neural network embedded as a proof of concept ballooning to 5GB

One of my cats has taken to hanging out in my office more while I work and it's only a little bit distracting.

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Anyone got experience of screen readers on fedi? I can't really see since to eye surgery I want to keep up with you all and have some mental stimulation.

*unreal tournament announcer voice* M-M-M-MULTICAST

Whenever my screen reader hits a DNA sequence it sounds just like my cat chirping at a bird.

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Love having my screen reader freak out repeating strings of ones and zeros or a string of DNA and just get to zone out for a minute trying to find any sort of pattern in the speech.

Software that modifies itself using human language is kinda nest tbh.

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Social media for the blind:
Bluesky, hardly any Alt Text. To understand an image, you must open the post, tap on the image and hope your screen reader can describe it, or spend a minute or so scanning it.
X, hardly any image descriptions. The built-in AI will try to describe the images which is a major improvement, but you need to wait until the screen reader finishes reading all the info about the post.
Mastodon, loads of image descriptions. What a pleasure it is to browse my timeline here.

Machine learning is one thing. The trouble is in getting it to forget.

Believe it or not, this isn't #Meshtastic or #Meshcore

It's #Reticulum :blobcattoot:
That's right, Reticulum is finally running on microcontrollers and there's so many ways to do it:

github.com/attermann/microReti (C++ implementation of Reticulum; finally getting close to 100% feature complete)
github.com/ratspeak/ratdeck (Pictured T-Deck firmware)
github.com/torlando-tech/pyxis (T-Deck firmware from the maker of Columba)

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