Mauve 👁💜 @mauve@mastodon.mauve.moe

no, no it can’t be. God it can’t be true! that’s impossible!

“There is no interpreter. There is no compiler. When a request comes in, your PHP source is handed to an AI that reads it, runs it in its head, makes up whatever it needs to (the database, the clock, the network, the truth), and hands back the HTTP response it reckons the code would have produced.

It is not deterministic. It is not cheap. It is not correct. It is, however, very vibe.” -- @mnapoli

https://github.com/mnapoli/vibephp