Mauve 👁💜 @mauve@mastodon.mauve.moe

That clove of pickled garlic might have been a bit too much right before sleep. 🤤😵

Considering getting an eink phone for real as a "travel phone" so I can get better battery and not worry as much about losing it.

Is profiting from stock via dividends still a thing or are we stuck gambling with stock price fluctuations?

Taking all my willpower to not say "figma nuts". Every time I review designs.

Showed my zoomer friend Invader Zim and now they're obsessed with Gir. 💜

Grinding dog residue so I can put temmi through college 💪

I don't need those new gambling apps cause I gamble every time I choose to fill up on gas or wait for a better price.

Every line of code you own is a liability. Adding more of it faster is a great way to paint yourself into a corner.

Emulating a sync API over an async RPC channel is hell. This is exactly why I don't like "magical" APIs and frameworks that prioritize "ease of use" while hiding details.

I love reading code.

It might be September but it's still nice enough for hot girl summer shenanigans

Whoever is in charge of SoundCloud's Android app needs to review their offline caching logic 😮‍💨 It's like everything is pending on network requests.

Kinda wish the local club scene was less straight or that we had more of a local rave scene 🥲🥲🥲

The greatest mystery in computer science: why does my bluetooth headset sound better on Android than Linux. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Worshiping the wealthy is killing us.

Using all my willpower not to code at the movie theater. 🤪

New moon tonight!