Mauve 👁💜 @mauve@mastodon.mauve.moe

My 2GB `sacrifice.txt` file saves the day again by unblocking my database so I can run maintenance tasks

@zkat Right! Yeah, I prefer using copyleft when I can. It's unfortunate how a lot of orgs won't touch anything but MIT licenses.

@zkat I like working for companies that are into open source because I can reuse code between future projects. With closed source I lose all my code if I switch roles. 🤷

Then again I haven't made any hugely popular libraries and have low maintenance costs.

I wish more front end devs put effort into making their stuff keyboard accessible. Especially on phones.

Devs: Set some time aside this week and see if you can use your app without a mouse or touchscreen.

That time of the year that my matrix server gets borked and I need to figure out what's wrong with it

If computers were good you could use media control keys on tiktok style video apps to go forward/back. Or at least something keyboard accessible that didn't need to simulate a swipe gesture.

Til how to open bags of rice 🤪

Writhing 🐍

Excited for medication to be artificial organs you implant in yourself that help regulate whatever thing is wrong. Grown from your own cells ofc.

I say "future programming" but it is very much reality already. Something like 500 bucks a month to tinker with the torment nexus. https://finalspark.com/

Future programming will be about simulating reality for a mini human brain to convince it to hallucinate how you want. Arranged in an array so the non conformists get automatically flushed and replaced.

Excited for trained brain organoids to replace digital neural nets. Videogames will be like that minecraft hallucination thing but with meat. A win for nerds cause of cool cartridges you feed candy to for power. Win to capitalism because they'll all eventually die and need to be replaced.

Thankful for every day that I get to sleep in until my body is satisfied and wakes up on its own.

The rain brings a moderate overtone of "wet dog" to the smells of my building.

@fleeky I made a list called "moots" so I can see posts from folks that get drowned by the more frequent posters. (you're on there ofc!)

@gordon.bsky.social Yesss. Also translate chats to praise you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81cspzAT5eo