Mauve 👁💜 @mauve@mastodon.mauve.moe

I probably won't wear a tinfoil hat but I'd love a faraday blanket if it's comfy enough

@mcr314 Oh yeah s3e11. A classic among clairvoyants

Did you know there are more pokemon than simpsons episodes? Some say there is a pokemon that predicts every major event of the past 30 years.

Self control win: I didn't tell the sales guy trying to upsell me some "premium membership" that I'd rather eat glass. I think he could tell anyway. 🥲