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Someone in Toronto seems to be having fun with one of my credit cards. 🙃

I'd like to request a favor from #MastodonCanada. Please share and boost our recent announcement of our Proselytizing for Plushtodons campaign and contest. Yes, it's a tongue twister but hopefully memorable. Help us build a community that can have an impact on #SocialMedia and #DigitalSovereignty in Canada.
Everyday this week we will add encouragement and info in an effort to build momentum. But we need more Canadians to join our campaign.

#ProselytizingforPlushtodons
elbowsupdigital.ca/news/prosel

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I have a very specific riled up neighbour dog in mind of course. 😅

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Hotel beds are a scam by big mattress to make you want to sleep in your own bed more

Just remembered the shoehorned cop main character in the Sonic The Hedgehog movies and I'm riled up like a little dog that heard something walking near their territory.

The load times in Monster Hunter Wilds on the ps5 are so smooth!

@deersyrup They really dropped the ball on the <template> tag. The over emphasis on the shadow dom made us miss out on getting something generally useful.

LLM psychosis is real and the afflicted are all around

something i've been noticing is that things i agree with are self-evidently correct, but the things my enemies agree with are dangerous delusion

Wish they had a sequel to the Kaossilator 2s that had multiple loop banks. :x Or just the Kaossilator pro but battery powered.

On one hand I'm a bit sad both my social plans cancelled on me today. On the other hand I get to do some gaming with my nesting partners instead

Cursed to make bad puns to myself that only make sense between three disparate languages. 🥲

Little known fact: your assigned gender at birth doesn't determine whether you qualify to become a male-wife.

🚨 Emergency DevSec Station Drop

There's an active npm supply chain attack happening right now. Compromised packages are stealing SSH keys, AWS credentials, GitHub tokens, browser passwords, and crypto wallets on install. Then using your publish token to infect every package you maintain.

One command can protect you immediately: npm config set ignore-scripts true
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Fun bug with "default parameters".

`null` values are considered "defined" so they won't be replaced with defaults unlike values set to `undefined`.

```
function example({something='default'}) { return something }

example({}) === 'default'
example({something: undefined}) === 'default'
example({something: null}) === null
```

Someone should do a performance art piece where they have an LLM remote control them to follow its own goals for a week.

I developed an AI model that is so dangerous to the plumbing industry that I am not going to be able to release it to the public.

honestly if you're not doing the Great Work and making pacts with ancient gods and spirits in 2026 how the fuck do you expect to make it out of the near-future
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