Mauve 👁💜 @mauve@mastodon.mauve.moe

six hours on the road 😎👉👉

"Umm actually, 120 IQ users would find that too complicated to use, so it's anti-inductive" 🧐☝️

This Tuesday is a Friday cause I have the rest of the week off. 😎😎😎😎

@da_667 I have a hard time imagining AI maxis being like "Oh wow I really want to go all in on GitLab now" after this announcement. GitHub and a plethora of agentic first corpos are going to eat them up while they spin their wheels trying to catch up as the bubble bursts around them.

I swear code would be easier to navigate as a 4d graph of some sort. (or 3.5d?)

I don't really drink alcohol anymore so when I go clubbing I order water bottles to stay hydrated. For some reason it's a 50/50 split on whether the bartender will actually charge me for it and the inconsistency is painful to navigate. 🤪

Comminity is when one person assembles the mesh node hardware, another 3d prints a mount, and a third gives it a high enough mounting point to cover a region

Once again I prove to myself I am smarter than an LLM. 🤷 I kinda wish they were smarter so I wouldn't need to be. 🤪

Fun fact, whenever someone in the thousands of chatrooms I'm in says "cyberspace" their message gets piped straight into my head via bone conduction headphones. 🤪

I got the fancy DXG spark clone that Asus released. 🙈🙈 I've never owned this much compute before. Gonna connect it to my local net and ssh fron my wearable computer for extra cyberpunk cred.

@bytebro sounds lovely! I haven't gotten true darkness since we had a city wide power outage a few years ago. 🥰

I love how my notification reader pronounces "hehehehehehe"

According to my mother I've had really good night vision since I was a toddler walking around the house with zero night lights. I still love getting to wander at night, especially when I'm too far from the city's light pollution.

Verbatim copy pasting your slop logs is so cringe. 😵