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Oh snap, I can actually type on this thing now without looking at the reference docs. Still slow to type though....

"There's a theory that early Europeans started saying "brown one" or "honey- eater" instead of "bear" to avoid summoning them, and similarly my friend has started calling Alexa "the faceless woman" because saying her true name awakens her from her slumber"

Queer sexuality and romance is like doing math with complex numbers.

I have no idea who said this, but I keep it where I can see it:
"When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by some small action.
Barely anyone in the present thinks they can radically change the future by doing something small."
#DoSmallThings

"The Spiders to Worry About"

1. Agatha: lives in a small town in upstate NY in the canoe shed of a summer camp. She is a massive fishing spider and doesn't understand how shocking this can be.

2. Ricardo: Never listened to his mom when she taught them about good web sites. He wants to build one across your front door. Otherwise harmless.

3. Lilly: A tiny harmless spider who is NOT good at "ballooning" she WILL end up in your beer. If you see her shout "pull the line in!"

I think that's it.

Imperative programming is so far from how you think in maths. More about causing effects than just the flow of information. Sadly I have no space for functionl programming at work and my free time is saturated. 🥲

It's raining so I can't play the "socialize with smokers" gambit. Human socialization rituals are so uncertain. 👽👽👽

✨ Your new public_html folder is here, upload html and ~your-site is ready

~ public.monster 🐙

I'm pretty sure I'll regret making this, but upload your public monstrosity and let's see how it goes. Some fun may be had. I'll watch carefully for now 🕵️

I am once again shitposting in the club 😎👉👉

Current fixation: FPGAs and thinking about how to do graphics in verilog. It seems similar to thinking in GPU shaders? Like prefer calculting on the fly rather than having stuff in "memory"

Could someone implement xchacha stream ciphers as a physical clockwork gizmo pla?

It'd be neat if there were secret decoder ring like gizmos that would add a bit more entropy for small word based password. Pocket enigma machines, but somehow more secure.

Great post about URL design. Our P2P web apps store information in the query string for easy sharing, for example specifying `?url=something` in the DWeb Scratchpad will get it to automatically open the URL for editing upon navigation!

alfy.blog/2025/10/31/your-url-

@mauve Not many people know that the 16 bit value is signed, so you connect to negative ports. It's the shadow internet, for instance port -80 is the evil web, and port -25 is used to send spam emails.

me: "look I've made this in half an hour"

personA: "but it is ethical?"
personB: "but does it scale?"
personC: "but what about X?"

me: "I've made this in half an hour" :D

My first FPS was DOOM and I played it without a mouse, using the arrow keys to move around and my left hand to fire.

Why does your OS only allow you to bind 65535 ports? The port is stored as two bytes, 16 bits, 2**16 = 65536. 0 Is reserved, so you get 65535 ports!

Haven't ventured into meatspace much this week. Getting a bit of cabin fever. 🫨

Bot spam follow is way more active on the Bluesky side of the bridge. 🙃

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