Mauve 👁💜 @mauve@mastodon.mauve.moe

buttplug.io should have a #flipperzero tool for controlling popular radio controlled vibrators. Imagine entering a scene and pushing the "max out everyones settings" button like one of those mass hacks in Cyberpunk 2077

"Maybe later" instead of "no" is one of the things that makes my blood boil about software companies. Spitting in the face of people's ability to consent should be outlawed and the C-suits responsible imprisoned.

#programming #protip : The fastest function is the one you don't call

I love deleting code that it turns out I didn't need to write in the first place 🥰

Part of the LGTM mafia

Tried out gemma3:4b with it's vision capabilities. It's way too stupid to generate large amounts of code but it's decent for small snippets to use as reference and the vision capability is decent at this size. Apparently it thinks I look youthful 🤪

Might set it as the default model for Agregore actually.

Tried out the new #bare runtime on Android. Sadly I'm running into issues getting their native modules to load. Apparently there was a fix a few weeks ago but maybe I'm still missing some sort of update in the stack. 🤷 Hopefully I can get it working and get #hypercore into #agregore mobile before localfirstconf next month.

Lmao, made an example Agregore app cause I had some energy after work and it's giving me emotional responses to photos of my grimace minecraft card thing.

Slop dev with 4b models is a great form of torture. TT_TT

For real I'm ready to pay 3x more for products that aren't shrinkflated. Like , just make me pay 20 bucks for a full stick of deoderant and stop making me waste all this plastic.

Bash is probably my fave app but also I don't use 99% of its features.

I love that it's getting warm again but also my appt is at 26 degrees and the AC won't be on for while. 😅 Thankful to even have an AC now.

#protip it's easier to sprint full speed accross a room on tile than carpet. Your chances of slipping on your ass go down significantly.

When I use the 😜 emoji make sure to imagine me making that face and going "blehhhh" in a nasaly voice

The rest are pretty much just for the chat feature with my meatspace moots. 🤪