Mauve 👁💜 @mauve@mastodon.mauve.moe
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Occult Enby that's making local-first software with peer to peer protocols, mesh networks, and the web.
Exploring what a local-first cyberspace might look like in my spare time.
Joined Apr 2022
Fun fact: I exist on a few "social media" type sites but this is the only one I actually care about the content / accounts I follow.
Food
Turned out pretty good. Might wanna add more coconut milk or somethin next time
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"Oh, look at me, I'm a normal human I walk from here to there on my two legs. I am very important."
Food
Absolutely winging this curry chicken with rice dish. No recipe only vibes 😎👉👉 (and my nose)
Any artist / track recs for #smoothjazz ?
My cat has been hiding under sheets lately so now I have to check before jumping on the bed. 😵
Finally got through this practice lock. It's "two sided" and I didn't realize that leaving the key in the other half locks the one you're working on 😅
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“Capitalism is just voluntary trade,” explained the cop sent by the state to evict you from your home on behalf of the bank because you missed a payment because you lost your job because that same bank made vast profits selling predatory subprime mortgages through collateralized debt obligations but then blew up the global financial system when those risky gambles failed.
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Attention user interface designers and people who write copy about UI toolkits. I, a user, will never be "delighted" by any user interface. Thank you.
Cumin is such a good spice. I love mixing it with chili powder in absolutely eveything.
Is it #cyberpunk to join my zoom meetings with a glasses mounted camera so my coworkers get to stare at my first person perspective messing with my GPD Win 4?
Language models are the new front end JS frameworks with how fast the hype grows and dies for them.
My pal got me one of those lil vibrating bug cst toys and my meows are infatuated with it 😻
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Just one more centralized service bro, just one more single-source unmodifiable app bro, just one more monolithic server farm operated in secret by a single corporation bro, this time we'll get it right bro...
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What Android needs is a way to deny an app notifications privs but *tell* it it got notifications privs, for the asshole apps that I don't want to send me fucking notifications but then retaliate with a "enable notifications!" popup on every launch
Buhhhh. Who would have thought that backpressure in asynchronous stream pipelines would be dufficult to work with? 🤡
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With bittorrent v2, the division between bittorrent and other protocols is very very thin indeed, but as @aud said the other day, "true bittorrent has never been tried" - it got spec'd and then we never really used the cool things it can do
Well, it was time to destroy my sacrifice file and purge my mastodon cache again. 💀
- Pronouns
- they/them/it
- mauve+fedi@mauve.moe
- Matrix
- @mauve:mauve.moe
- Github/Gitlab/Discord
- @RangerMauve
Mod
Occult Enby that's making local-first software with peer to peer protocols, mesh networks, and the web.
Exploring what a local-first cyberspace might look like in my spare time.
Joined Apr 2022
