Mauve 👁💜 @mauve@mastodon.mauve.moe

To be clear I am not a wallclock hater. I've used it too and it's fine for like 99% of situations (if not more)

What's a clock drift? About 50 milliseconds. 🤣

Lamport timestamps? Merkle Clocks? ha ha I think you mean `Date.now()`.

What's a clock drift??

HLCs get a pass.

> looking at a new sync engine
> ask devs if it's using wallclock based last write win registers with oplogs or literally any other CRDT
> they laugh and say "it's a good sync engine, mage"
> read code
> it's a wallclock based last write wins register with fully replicated oplogs

wallclock based yolo conflict resolution is the powerhouse of the decentralized system.

BTW I got a shittier (and cheaper!) version of this so I'll see if I can make any progress on it.

15. Since I am insatiable I'm thinking about replacing my GPD Win 4 with a Framework 13 mainboard case and a bunch of peripherals: https://www.printables.com/model/1051364-framework-13-mainboard-case-with-battery

Ideally I'd need to remix this to add places for straps to attach.

Hopefully this meetup will accept my proposal for a WebCrypto talk some time this summer so I can show folks how fun it is.

I've been keeping a log of cool links I've found on the web: https://blog.mauve.moe/posts/links

Once I figure out my gemini hosting setup I'll have them up on there too 😸

I think it's cool that web browsers have built in APIs for doing #cryptography stuff without needing to worry about pulling in dependencies.

https://www.keithbartholomew.com/blog/posts/2024-01-22-webcrypto-diffie-hellman/

Question for #nostr folks. Do you pronounce it "no-ster" or "naw-ster"? Or some secret third thing. I've been reading this for years but haven't listened to anyone saying it outloud.

Incoming hot take: docker is convenient

It's like I always say: when life gives you late night heartburn, play goat simulator

Little mai from moomins is the original labubu

I need to learn to code in raw assembly so I can futs with dumped firmware more easily. 🥲