BROSLEEP Weighted Suppression Shroud

This ain’t a blanket—it’s a full-body restraint system for when your demons start whispering after lights out. 40 lbs of pure, bro-approved compression. Like being pinned by a wrestler who never judges your nightmares. Sleep hard. Feel nothing.

#EagleTactical

Unix Errno would be a great Star Wars character name

also really annoying when apps force you to update for no reason other than “this version is old :(“ and then the updated version doesn’t work because they upped the minimum os requirement also for no reason. it was working fine before the time bomb went off

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Mauvestodon

Escape ship from centralized social media run by Mauve.