BROSLEEP Weighted Suppression Shroud

This ain’t a blanket—it’s a full-body restraint system for when your demons start whispering after lights out. 40 lbs of pure, bro-approved compression. Like being pinned by a wrestler who never judges your nightmares. Sleep hard. Feel nothing.

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Unix Errno would be a great Star Wars character name

also really annoying when apps force you to update for no reason other than “this version is old :(“ and then the updated version doesn’t work because they upped the minimum os requirement also for no reason. it was working fine before the time bomb went off

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To be clear I am not a wallclock hater. I've used it too and it's fine for like 99% of situations (if not more)

What's a clock drift? About 50 milliseconds. 🤣

Lamport timestamps? Merkle Clocks? ha ha I think you mean `Date.now()`.

What's a clock drift??

HLCs get a pass.

> looking at a new sync engine
> ask devs if it's using wallclock based last write win registers with oplogs or literally any other CRDT
> they laugh and say "it's a good sync engine, mage"
> read code
> it's a wallclock based last write wins register with fully replicated oplogs

wallclock based yolo conflict resolution is the powerhouse of the decentralized system.

BTW I got a shittier (and cheaper!) version of this so I'll see if I can make any progress on it.

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15. Since I am insatiable I'm thinking about replacing my GPD Win 4 with a Framework 13 mainboard case and a bunch of peripherals: printables.com/model/1051364-f

Ideally I'd need to remix this to add places for straps to attach.

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