Mauve 👁💜 @mauve@mastodon.mauve.moe

I think my philosophy when making software is that it should work for people with zero money or no bank account / credit card.

I know it's not a popular mindset to be in since money and profit is everything in the tech world.

I think it comes from growing up as a kid with no disposable income or access to anything but my shitty computer.

I'd rather support people with almost nothing than people with latest and greatest tech gizmos and spare cash for subscription services. 😅

Thread of stuff I wanna buy. Will "like" my own toot if I get it.

I'm gonna use this yhread as a way to keep track of links to read and like my own posts when I get around to them.

Instead of fighting 7 evil exes, you have to befriend 7 loving metamours.

six hours on the road 😎👉👉

"Umm actually, 120 IQ users would find that too complicated to use, so it's anti-inductive" 🧐☝️

This Tuesday is a Friday cause I have the rest of the week off. 😎😎😎😎

I swear code would be easier to navigate as a 4d graph of some sort. (or 3.5d?)

I don't really drink alcohol anymore so when I go clubbing I order water bottles to stay hydrated. For some reason it's a 50/50 split on whether the bartender will actually charge me for it and the inconsistency is painful to navigate. 🤪

Comminity is when one person assembles the mesh node hardware, another 3d prints a mount, and a third gives it a high enough mounting point to cover a region

Once again I prove to myself I am smarter than an LLM. 🤷 I kinda wish they were smarter so I wouldn't need to be. 🤪

Fun fact, whenever someone in the thousands of chatrooms I'm in says "cyberspace" their message gets piped straight into my head via bone conduction headphones. 🤪

I got the fancy DXG spark clone that Asus released. 🙈🙈 I've never owned this much compute before. Gonna connect it to my local net and ssh fron my wearable computer for extra cyberpunk cred.

I love how my notification reader pronounces "hehehehehehe"

According to my mother I've had really good night vision since I was a toddler walking around the house with zero night lights. I still love getting to wander at night, especially when I'm too far from the city's light pollution.

Verbatim copy pasting your slop logs is so cringe. 😵