Mauve 👁💜 @mauve@mastodon.mauve.moe

little lessons from BASIC:

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single file programs are OK

if you have a small number of colours, don't worry, that's OK

indentation can help--like with FOR/NEXT loops

if it takes a long time to code, that's OK

don't be afraid of garbage output--you're not hurting the computer!

take breaks, the computer will always be there.

#retrocomputing

Are we about to see more enshittification with our smartphones?

From right back in the days of Nokia, every 12 months or so, mobile phone makers have tended to upgrade the specs on their phones.

Thanks to Apple, they've learnt how to slowly degrade the performance of their older models. But the tradeoff has been that you get a slightly better camera, or bigger screen, or more battery life.

Android Authority has noticed something curious about the latest phones from a number of major brands, like Motorola and Google.

Their smartphones for 2026 are basically the same specs as the ones from last year, or even slightly worse. In some cases, they have processors from as far back as 2021.

The main thing you get by upgrading is access to new AI features.

There's no reason last year's phones couldn't provide these features. They're powerful enough, have enough memory, etc. The companies are seemingly choosing to not make them available.

In essence, the mobile phone makers are saying that your perfectly capable phone won't get the software upgrades, and to use them, you'll need to buy a new phone with almost identical hardware.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-oBr2yxOAg

The joys of late capitalism, huh?

#smartphone #Android #Google #Enshittification #phone #phones #Motorola #pixel #GooglePixel #Gemini

Sufficiently advanced adtech is indistinguishable from malware

I keep hearing people say that there's ways you can use these shiny new AI tools and they'll really help, and then I try them and they trip over their virtual shoelaces and smash their face into the pavement at step 1

Collatz semantic versioning: pick some integer to be your first version number. If it’s even, divide it by two to get the next version number, otherwise multiply by three and add one. When your software reaches version 1, proclaim it to be finished.

If the AI companies raise their prices 100x tomorrow, or shut down. Will you still be able to do your job?

#noai #capitalism #design #softwareengineering #askfedi #slop #programming #writing