Mauve 👁💜 @mauve@mastodon.mauve.moe
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Occult Enby that's making local-first software with peer to peer protocols, mesh networks, and the web.
Yap with me and send me cool links relating to my interests. 👍
Joined Apr 2022
The Matrix API is just so inefficient. 😭 It'd be so nice if sorting and pagination were part of the APIs used to fetch basic info like joined rooms. I'm in literally thousands of rooms and my client has no choice but to try to list them all at once when it inits.
@nasser I like that! Whatcha gonna do for access control? are you gonna add a hook to automatically fix confflicts in the crdt file when someone does a pull/merge? Are the forge crdts going to be in their own branch? I'm guessing p2p nuts can just add a p2p remote to pull/push to if they want to sync with others.
@nasser I think email chains would be fine if there were more standard views over top of them TBH.
Why not use https://radicle.dev/ instead of making another standard? 😅
@nasser I just wish git had more standard tools for code review via email chains
@retech I think you're more likely to get chop-shopped for your brain matter to put into a general purpose box first. 🤪
Set your timers for the first Cortical Labs brain to get pwned and killed by overheating or scrambling the signals hard enough. #cyberpunk
Gonna need to do a review of the characters I use in @agregore and focus on using just the ones available in Computer Braille.
The biggest complement I can give someone in my life is adding them to the exclude list for automatic media deletion from my matrix puppet bridges.
@jcsteh Mind if I ask you some questions about your setup? I'm also aiming to go screenless with a linux SBC I got.
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Inside you are two wolves.
You can use update-alternatives --config wolf to set your default wolf.
Mauve 👁💜
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functional blindness is weird
functional blindness is so weird as a concept. like, my left eye can see! it’s busted as fuck, don’t get me wrong, it’s about as farsighted as it’s possible to be, but it does have some shitty vision! signals are actually reaching the visual cortex!!
but my brain was like “nah pal it’s shite, we’re just going to use your right eye and turn that left one off! unless you close your right eye, I guess, but that is going to HURT for more than a few seconds and also we will try to use your closed right eye anyway so the back of your right eyelid will be superimposed on everything”
and then I put on a VR headset and my brain goes “oh fuck this visual input doesn’t make sense unless we use the left eye signals too, uh… okay cool I guess we turn it back on so we can play Beat Saber”
and THEN, off comes the headset and the brain is like “oh hey! actually there’s some useful input coming in from the left here! keep it going I guess!”
and I was sitting there in my parents’ dining room poking a chair and crying because I COULD SEE DEPTH for the first time in my life
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Today's frustration… I really wish people who are raising and training service dogs from puppyhood really understood that the more work they do with the dog when it is young, the less they will have to do with it when it is older in most cases. But there's always an excuse for why they are allowing behaviors like walking with a tight leash, not stopping at changes in elevation, etc. You are only hurting yourself in the end and making more work. Both of the dogs I raised from puppyhood were walking on a loose leash and stopping at all changes in elevation by the time they were six or seven months old. This made it much easier when it came time to teach the actual concepts of guide work and obstacle avoidance. Same with naming of objects. If you start when they are young and you consistently ask for behaviors, you are going to be much better off and far less frustrated. Also, it is far easier to reinforce these things with a 20 pound puppy than a 90 pound dog.
Someone in Toronto seems to be having fun with one of my credit cards. 🙃
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I'd like to request a favor from #MastodonCanada. Please share and boost our recent announcement of our Proselytizing for Plushtodons campaign and contest. Yes, it's a tongue twister but hopefully memorable. Help us build a community that can have an impact on #SocialMedia and #DigitalSovereignty in Canada.
Everyday this week we will add encouragement and info in an effort to build momentum. But we need more Canadians to join our campaign.
#ProselytizingforPlushtodons
https://elbowsupdigital.ca/news/proselytizing-for-plushtodons/
I have a very specific riled up neighbour dog in mind of course. 😅
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Hotel beds are a scam by big mattress to make you want to sleep in your own bed more
Just remembered the shoehorned cop main character in the Sonic The Hedgehog movies and I'm riled up like a little dog that heard something walking near their territory.
The load times in Monster Hunter Wilds on the ps5 are so smooth!
Learned helpfulness
@deersyrup They really dropped the ball on the <template> tag. The over emphasis on the shadow dom made us miss out on getting something generally useful.
- Pronouns
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- mauve+fedi@mauve.moe
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- @RangerMauve
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Occult Enby that's making local-first software with peer to peer protocols, mesh networks, and the web.
Yap with me and send me cool links relating to my interests. 👍
Joined Apr 2022
