Mauve 👁💜 @mauve@mastodon.mauve.moe

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Bringing back solar time
- UTC offset is now your latitude divided by 7.5 hours
- East-west travel now causes time dilation
- Standing on one of the poles approaches an event horizon where your watch hands stop and the dial spins at 0.0007 RPM

Nailing 0700 local time to sunrise:
- all of the above
- time dilation traveling north-south too
- for half of the year, all clocks in the Arctic and Antarctic Circles read NaN

BTW if you are a U.S. voter, and you try to vote today, and you are denied because of problems with your registration, be aware you may cast a provisional ballot. They put it in an envelope and count it later.

- HOW DO I DO THIS?

Ask the poll workers.

- WHAT IF THEY WON'T HELP?
- HOW DO I KNOW IF I'M ELIGIBLE?
- HOW DO I FOLLOW UP AFTERWARD?

I made an effort to research this and the only answer I can find is "call the Democrats". The Democratic Party runs a national hotline at 833-336-8683.